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Political rant-avist 

An individual that rants passionately about political issues, usually on a social networking site/blog such as facebook, twitter or wordpress.

Originally coined by UK singer/songwriter Aura, she is known for expressing her political concerns on her blog.

www.birdonfire.wordpress.com
She won't shut up about David Cameron, what a 'political rant-avist'.
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political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.

Political Prostitute 

- You heard about Urban Dictionary administration? They posts shit about Trump after his inauguration!
- Relax, buddy. They'll do it in next four years. Political prostitutes.
Political Prostitute by Pcheloff January 25, 2017

Political Rapist 

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.
Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.
Political Rapist by Spetzi March 26, 2017

Politically torpedoed 

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.
Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

political erectness 

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.

Polishtician 

1) A politician that gets his knob or cock polished by a woman other than his spouse, while holding public office. He is often a womanizer and may use his political standing and influence to achieve the desired tugjob or handjob.

2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.
1) Some of the most skilled and well known polishticians of our time are Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and Donald Trump.

2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!