pattern punk

n. 1. A derogatory term used to describe an opponent; usually within the context of a fighting game, where the player's general gameplay skill consists of only a short set of fairly predictable, overused, or repetitive attack sequences which are easily solved, countered, and defended against. However, against novice players, such patterns can be highly irritating and can cause significant damage, leaving the pattern punk with an overinflated sense of his own skill, which in turn causes him to continue to use the same sequences over and over, believing that anyone who beats him must be playing "cheap", without seeing the limitations of his own abilities.

"That pattern punk was so easy to beat, I perfected him with 80 seconds left on the clock both rounds."

"Ugh! That pattern punk just kept doing that same thing again, and now I'm out of quarters!"

by TheWarlock July 21, 2005

Platten

A family name know for incest and bum fun, sometimes incestuous bum fun. Known to frequent crap football grounds and eat too many sausages. Always have boring jobs but hoard money. Definitely wears Y fronts, normally brown. A crazy day involves missing a line in a spreadsheet! Very very boring...zzz

The Platten family have done it again!

by Roy and Steff January 19, 2016

rhino plastery

The surgery needed to sort out a really ugly person's face (usually a girl).

The girl at the checkout had a nose like a jumbo jet, she needed some heavy duty rhino plastery!

by Matthew Bennett May 26, 2006

Plastered

A sincere and beautiful girl, who has found love. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. This person will never leave the person they love.

That girl is so plastered for him

by yoyoyo1984 June 11, 2014

plasterbate

Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.

Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

PITTER PATTER

Term used in 2 Hand Touch Football when the ball carier is touched one hand at time instead of by both hands.

(kids playing 2 hand touch football)
Kid 1: Hey i got you man!!!
Kid2 No Way dude you Pitter Pattered!!

by The Shocker April 19, 2006

Planters

Plural noun
People who plant things, and make barely any profit whatsoever, or end up losing over $100,000 a year, while still planting things for the good of mankind.

Hey, look, there are some planters, planting some food to feed us, although they are losing money by feeding people.

by DLG June 29, 2003