Platten

A family name know for incest and bum fun, sometimes incestuous bum fun. Known to frequent crap football grounds and eat too many sausages. Always have boring jobs but hoard money. Definitely wears Y fronts, normally brown. A crazy day involves missing a line in a spreadsheet! Very very boring...zzz

The Platten family have done it again!

by Roy and Steff January 19, 2016

North Platte

A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.

Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!

by KrichyInyobitchy October 8, 2019

Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.

by big thomas December 6, 2011

Cincinnati Platter

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

platterclaw

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient

Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.

by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012

Ville Platte Hot

The un-official temperature from a bank building thermometer reaching 118 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours in Ville Platte, La. This is +4 degrees hotter than the highest recorded temperature in Louisiana.

It's no longer 'hot as hell'. It's Ville Platte hot!
Anywhere in the world the temperature reaches 118 degrees F.

by Cajunman68 August 9, 2010

Platting fog

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

by hteb78 November 10, 2012