Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017

play in the snow

Phrase meaning to do cocaine

Those sorority girls love to play in the snow

by ufos8mycow July 28, 2007

placid vexation

A situation that causes a surreal state of peace due to extreme tension, trauma, or violence.

When John got arrested for smuggling drugs he went into deep shock, such disbelief, damn, placid vexation!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Planted

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.

He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.

by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018

plaqueboymax

A twitch streamer who drags his GYATT around on stream while fumbling girls on discord (5☆SHIT 5☆FOREVER)

cool nigga: u seen that plaqueboymax stream last night

notha cool nigga: ye I can tell all dem cookies he eats goes straight to his GYATT, bro walks in tha room and his ass walk in 2 minutes later

by beenarealone December 29, 2022

mellophone player

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around

flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

by treblemakingbandchick33 December 3, 2013

Texas Plunger

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.

Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night

by jshak43 December 4, 2013