Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

Ping

The laziest and rudest way to start an online chat

I don't give two cents whether you're a stranger or my families, if you PING'd me instead do a proper greetings to start a chat, i'll ignore your chat, block you, and then report your chat as a spam.

You need to learn some basic Netiquette

by Sir. B August 13, 2021

Ping

In the state of Texas, another word for the rake in a poker game (money taken out of the pot each hand by a person or business running a poker game).

At Freerolls Poker Club we don’t take rake out of the pot. We take ping out of the pot instead, up to $15 per hand!

by MarcusSTL2 December 21, 2020

pulled a ping

Taking a piss in an underling’s mouth to show disapproval.

At his last job, Frank pulled a ping. Interesting management style but a bit too outside the box for anywhere but the CIA.

by DOD Admin December 13, 2010

ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009

iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around

Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home

by anonymous March 8, 2025

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018