The Path

The compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations.

synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail

antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout

She is on The Path.

He is on The Path.

They are on The Path.

We are on The Path.

Y'all are on The Path.

You are on The Path.

by Increase Mather March 30, 2008

Invisible Path

A Buddhist concept denoting the path a person needs to move on to reach Truth.

Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!

by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009

hacky path

Course of action, conduct, or procedure inducing unavoidable skillfull excogitation.

Billy found himself homeless and destitute as a result of the "hacky path" he embarked on.

by treq69 March 19, 2010

Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016

puntang path

the pussy juice path on a bed

Mert, I was banging Annie so hard last night that she left a Puntang Path from the bottom of my bed almost to the headboard.

by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016

Success Path

Success Path is a real estate class co-founded by Tarek and Christina El Moussa, from the HGTV show, "Flip or Flop". At Success Path, you will learn home renovation tips from the best, making you a real estate expert!

I'm so glad I went to the Success Path class. Now I actually know how to flip my grandma's house!

by Don7902 October 10, 2017