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Totem_pole

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
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Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."
by Jason December 2, 2004
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Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.
John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...
by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014
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Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.
Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you
by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017
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The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass
Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017
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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.
I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.
Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
by Kikia76 January 9, 2021
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