5 definitions by FanBlad;''e&%$#666

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.

I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017

nig nog

a small african child, usually one with a large head

Man, that nig nog's head is really huge! He looks like a monkey!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 12, 2017

African fidget spinner

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.

I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

Cum Stain Poetry

The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.

"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 10, 2018