polar bear

a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo

this chick was freaky. she polar beared herself before fucking me.

by sarthran February 26, 2008

Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

by ezRusty93 November 2, 2011

Vaginal Polarity

When you live with only women, and they coordinate their periods to make you as miserable as possible

Todd was living with his mother and two sisters, and they had great vaginal polarity, at least two of them were always on their periods.

by Ghosty Potatoes September 27, 2009

polar bear

A verbal advertisement used by drug users who are willing to 'chill' (have sex) with ANYONE, even the same sex, to do more drugs (polar bears eat everthing). Usually just spoken with nothing else said - indicates they are a polar bear who is ready to have sex with anyone for more drugs.

Someone blurts out "Polar Bear" or "Hey Polar Bear." Normal response is "Sure... I'll chill."

by Razor134 April 17, 2006

Bi-Polar Music Moment

To sing random lines in a bunch of different songs out of no where.

Usually very different music styles.

Matt: You spin my head right round...
Katie: Meatspin song! :D
Matt: Don't trust a hoe...
Katie: I did. <.<
Matt: lol
Katie: </3
Taco: *rapes*
Katie: lol thank you. (:

Katie: ALL BETTAH.
Matt: I hate everything about you, why do I love you...
Taco: Because you're stupid.
Katie: Matt is having a bi-polar music moment..
Matt: <.<

by KatieIsPrettyCool August 8, 2009

polar bear head

When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.

"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"

by bilingualpenguin February 22, 2014

polar bear head

When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.

Ben: No way, that sucks.

by Jonbon91888 February 22, 2014