the pearson

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.

Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.

by The Grammar master November 14, 2011

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility

Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016

soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017

Dwight Pearson

The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.

by dmoney:) August 17, 2017