Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman

DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!

by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Goofy ahh pencil

a pencil that looks a bit goofy

"look at this goofy ahh pencil"

by 6Burnrd_Toast9 May 10, 2022

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.

lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004