"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

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Onion dungeon

Smelly vagina:Stinky pussy

I tried to fuck that bitch last night but she got that onion dungeon

by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020

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Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.

P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?

by AsianLemon May 9, 2020

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Onion Sack

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.

That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.

by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020

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Oneinchitus

A disease unfortunately very common among carpenters, cabinetmakers, plumbers and a select few other trades. This is a nervous disease which causes the subject to read the tape one inch too short, causing a cut which is totally perfect, except it’s one inch too small.

I swear to God man, Norm has got some real bad oneinchitus this week.

by FrankJoe July 22, 2020

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