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One-eyed Angry Pirate 

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

one blood 

A call for unity. We are one people, one blood, one body. Popular in religious speak and reggae music.
In Jamaica, Junior Reid recorded the song "One Blood".
one blood by unityforall October 19, 2006

one eight seven 

A code used by law enforcement to indicate that a homicide has occurred. This term has been made popular by rap and hip-hop artists, especially those from the genre of gangsta rap.
Yo! Didja' hear about Squeaky? The police like him for that one eight seven behind the club last Saturday night.
one eight seven by pbroaddog August 22, 2005

One Hit Shit 

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit
HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?
One Hit Shit by Jonathan December 9, 2003

one eyed worm 

Mary played with Phil's one eyed worm.
one eyed worm by Benito January 26, 2003
Guy1: Dude, I finally have a six pack!

Guy2: Oh...I just have a one pack.
one pack by Amplefallout December 17, 2008