Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

natty bath

A natty bath is the process of covering someone in fizz from a shaken Natural Ice beer.

"Julian so got a natty bath!"

by Ron Fugle December 9, 2008

birdie bath

I short sink based bath after sexual favors have been exchanged.

After she sucked me up and I gave her the dick I took a birdie bath and dipped.

by Domo233 October 3, 2015

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.

The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

marinara bath

Sex in a bathtub filled with marinara sauce, usually when fucked bloody like marinara sauce

Girl: that guy over there gave me a marinara bath last night...it was bloody and he used it for pasta too.

by ayyyyyshowmedemoney September 13, 2014