SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 29, 2021

Safe Territory

the new reference and replacement when a “safe space” just isnt enough.

joann left the party to find a safe territory after locking herself in the bathroom away from the party predators wasn’t enough.

by Dud Dudlee January 17, 2024

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

by Shufk March 02, 2009

Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 31, 2021

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 14, 2019

safe head

Oral sex with a condom

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.

by TAP26 June 30, 2021

kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 02, 2021