neutralnonce

A person who doesn’t support a football team but still will take the piss against other football teams losing. There are many side effects to being a neutralnonce like they usually lose friends, have low self-esteem and get beaten up for roasting other teams.

Ryan: ‘you watching super Sunday tmrw?’
George: ‘Yh but I’m fucking watching it with a neutralnonce’
Ryan: ‘god, he must have no friends’
George: ‘I know kinda feel sorry, why can’t he just choose a team?’

by mikewhite February 10, 2019

neutral racism

being racist towards a friend or someone who you are joking with but not to be rude

If you say “What’s up, Beaner?” to a Mexican friend but in a joking manner, that is Neutral Racism

by ig//benpetreit March 19, 2019

Neuropheresis

An imaginary procedure a neurosurgeon conjures when attempting to drop their balls on the table to ensure colleagues agree with their research plan.

“Start milrinone, see if she improves, plan for angio after neuropheresis catheter.”

by TheRealPegasus April 14, 2019

Neuropean

A North American phenomenon. Usually middle-aged rich people who hate everyone and everything about life except for their ludicrously expensive European vacations. They are filled with endless venom and bile they can spew about anything, which is almost always unfavourably compared to the European equivalent.

Man at dinner: “God, this dinner is disgusting. Why on earth would the serve Ontario wine with the meal? Ontario wine is garbage.”
His wife: “And the duck isn’t nearly as good as the kind we get in Paris.”
Guy listening at a nearby table: “ha, classic Neuropeans.”

by AndreLloydWebbersLovechild August 4, 2019

Neurologigauss

V. The act of firing neurons to progress with certain mental tasks. N. Weaponized brain matter that functions as a gauss rifle. Adj. Describing the combustion when a neuron is fired.

The neurologigauss has executed its task and performed well.

by Giggityash203 September 23, 2019

Neumonoultramicroscopicciliconvolcanoconiosis

A really long fucking word

You: Fuck
Everyone else at the 2-year olds b-day party: you. Neumonoultramicroscopicciliconvolcanoconiosis looking ass bitch, get out

by Onii-Chan, harder! October 27, 2019

Neurin

Neurin is a name given to the kindest and most caring boyfriend ever and can be ultimately adventurous

Is that Neurin?
Ye that’s Jess’s boyfriend.

by Jessie•lee March 26, 2020