MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .

Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?

by Steakncheese December 2, 2025

Nets KG

Washed up, specifically in the NBA.

(See also: Celtics Shaq)

"Adam can't pull no broad anymore, man! He's washed up!"
"Nets KG dawg"

by andcastle December 25, 2025

Hawk Net

The eye in the sky, challenging, but affirmative in action and just, in cause.

“I check into hawk net every now again.”

by Apollo Cole December 29, 2025

Net

Not even trolling

I think this might be the best movie of the decade, net
Net, the exam was harder than anything.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

Dude that taco was fire, net.
Net, the test was harder than anything we studied.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)

“Curry just hit an ankle net on me”

by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025