Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Nasal Herpes.

the disease in which the nostrils of a male are larger than normal, indicating he has had sex up the nose multiple times, contracting herpes in his nose holes. This can only occur in men.

Alan Rickman. His nasal herpes are extremely evident in the scene in Sweeney Todd when he sits in the chair to get shaved.


"Dude, I think I might have nasal herpes. Can you check?"

"Sure. Tilt your head back."

by fred carpinski February 7, 2009

Nasal Sex

When a woman swallows seamen and chocks and ends up spewing it out her nose

omg last night I was with this great guy and I ended up having :Nasal Sex

by 4playAngel July 25, 2011

napoline

This is the art of taking a nap but only when accompanied by and on a trampoline

After taking my napoline, I felt energized and decided to bounce around.

by jizzle86 August 17, 2010

mazy nasals

A blocked nose. The air in your nasal passage can't get in or get out.

Hi Doc, I can't breathe properly. Do you think I have the Mazy Nasals?

by lissyriddle February 4, 2010

nasil intercourse

the use of cock, forced into someones nasil passages, in the hope to enduce pleasure

"prince charles loves nasil intercourse"

by bourkes May 13, 2005

napoleon-dynamite

Someone with superior charisma and dance flare.

1. That Jason dude is a serious napoleon-dynamite.

2. "When he starts to dance, the woman slide of their seats."

by wolfgangamadeusphoenix November 15, 2011