Player naming bias

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.

“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”

“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”

“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”

This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.

by MCTrApLoRd June 7, 2023

Damian Naidoo

The love of my life.. my first true love ❤️. Always has been and always will be. If you come across this. Just know that I’ve never stopped loving you. I’ve loved you then, I love you now and I’ll love you forever. I guess time wasn’t in our favour, we met when our hearts were still young and not mature enough. It hurts me seeing you with someone else but I’m genuinely happy that you’re happy. If she can keep you happier than I tried too, you’re all hers and I wish you the best future together with everlasting love that never dies off. Your happiness matters to me, thus I had set you free. Perhaps if not in this life but in the next 6 lives I pray that we are reunited spend it together.

Damian Naidoo - A boy that loves girls with black hair & loop earrings 🥹!

by #LOVEHER June 13, 2023

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024

ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024

cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session

Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs

by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

I named you

When you own someone so hard you put your branding on it.

I named you son.

by Thorntonsarah February 24, 2024