standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

A Baker's Mistake

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

sex mustard

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.

The smell of sex mustard lingered in the room.

by meleah June 7, 2004

Mustang

1. A horse

2. A popular car made by Ford

3. A club outside of Camp Casey, Korea that has no drinky girls in it but US soldiers still love to go to on Friday and Saturday nights

1. I haven't seen a purebred mustang in years.

2. My next car's gonna be a Mustang.

3. PVT Snuffy got his ass beat in the Mustang again last night.

by GI Bro June 18, 2004

mistake by the lake

derogatory term for Cleveland, Ohio; called so due to the fact that Cleveland is on the southern shore of Lake Erie

by Nate June 6, 2003

but mustard

a wet fart, or a drippy fart, or a nasty squirting fart,any fart that leaks more than air...

someone farts and it leaves a litlle residue BUT MUSTARD when you fart and have to wipe yourself or think you have to check your underwear you spit but mustard

by hassan.j March 4, 2008