An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022

The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter

Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother"

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Your mother's onion

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.

Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.

by Thislethorne November 30, 2010

mother lover

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.

by janozs gyury June 28, 2006

mother dump

A particularly massive bowel movement.

Damn, I just took a mother dump!

by Jesu Christu May 14, 2006