Monster lover

Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)

Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.

by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021

gelatinous monster

the type of monster that tends to eat people in a fangorious manner.

And some people are being fangoriusly eaten by a gelatinous monster. hillary's legs are being digested

by zaphod beblebrox September 10, 2003

Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.

Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.

by Nidira March 20, 2009

Lol Monster

Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.

Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.

Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.

by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

Dome Monster

Someone who is addicted to giving oral sex. A person who fiends for dick.

It wasn't even Halloween and I still got head by a Dome Monster.

by Louiiee June 19, 2011

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012

sketch monster

some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.

ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!

by candycanelegs September 3, 2012