by A waste of air March 15, 2021
Get the Reject humanity, return to monke mug.An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
by the Geug April 8, 2009
Get the Monster Truck Dump mug.A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.
Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013
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Bright ideas, and sometimes not-so-bright ideas, have no end with this guy.
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by Wxbidfaces June 12, 2021
Get the Money Rich mug.Similar to long money. Typically, a longstanding financial empire that has been amassed and eventually passed down from generation to generation. The term "I-35" is symbolic of the length of U.S. interstate that nearly touches the neighboring countries of Mexico and Canada, giving it a near nationwide effect. The Hiton sisters, Ivanka Trump are some examples of beneficiaries of I-35 money.
Paris Hilton, got that I-35 money.
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by TechieThugg March 12, 2008
Get the I-35 money mug.The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
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