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milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.
Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
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Milfao

a funny, hot mom you'd like to fuck.
Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*
by Olisarus January 23, 2008
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MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This is a radical muslim organization located in the Philippines.The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government.
The MILF are a large organization.
by Bob 2 Tha KShevsk April 10, 2005
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CODA-MILF

CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 8, 2010
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midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...
by Jungok January 25, 2010
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midload

a term exclusively used in first person shooter games, where in the middle of reloading, someone killed you, usually to great annoyance.
"Shit, that guy just midloaded me."
by jakpro95 February 28, 2010
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MILF monger

A man who enjoys relations with MILFs.
by sbo September 24, 2011
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