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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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microdingo

The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo
John is going around saying he has a Mandingo

Everyone knows that he actually has a microdingo
by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021
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microchrlis

microchrlis is an amazing editor with 11.7k
microchrlis is my favorite editor
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micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021
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micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!
Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck
by monosu May 8, 2021
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Microadjustments

Harvesting the conscientious ability to make such subtle shifts in one’s course of action that it’s often unseeable to the naked eye, but seemingly makes said course of action indomitable. Microadjustments can be applied to all aspects of life, but are most commonly known and referred to in the Jiu Jitsu world. The term is known to pretty much the entire BJJ community after a white belt notoriously bragged about tapping a purple belt due using microadjustments.
“I took his back real sneaky like and started to set up a choke, when he tried to escape I used my microadjustments to sink the choke deeper and force the tapout.”
by GrandmasterWhiteBelt May 14, 2021
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microcannibalism

Chewing the inside of your own mouth.
"Damn bro, you're participating in microcannibalism again?"

"Shut up Darrel I'm stressed"
by Strange snail May 18, 2021
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