Infinite-Milker

A man obsessed with masturbating, continously. A tissue waster.

Omg... I have a friend that is an Infinite-Milker. I saw him jacking off to porn, then i ran away. An hour later, i still saw him there.

by MilkingcowsLOL May 25, 2009

Quick Mickey

An extremely high-performance, low-profile tired, sporty-wheeled, non-Asian import car of the mid-2000's with a savvy nerdbomber owner attempting to achieve a more "modern" looking vehicle. With proper placement of a nose, whiskers and tail, the car would look like a fast mouse zooming down California freeways in search of kittens to taunt and tease.

Take a look at that Quick Mickey over there--no doubt he's out on the prowl.

by Elaine Who October 18, 2012

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013

obituary milker

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.

Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.

by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

nut milker

A person who tends to get every last drop of sperm out of a mans dick after he has had an orgasm

Damn, that girl wanted it so bad she became a nut milker

by BooqueefiusMcFaggitron August 26, 2017