den Cho machen

Wenn man auf sämtliche Telefonate oder Whatsapp Nachrichten nicht mehr antwortet.

Al: "Warum antwortet Hosi nicht mehr?"

Moe: "Er wird wohl wieder den Cho machen"

by AliSrky18 September 22, 2020

matching grass

a term that actually means matching graphs, but can also be used in term of smoking weed.

dude wanna go match some grass

by thize chizeat April 7, 2003

glans matching

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

by tory borty August 27, 2013

machamp

The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".

Matt: You know how I know your gay?
Tyler: How?
Matt: Machamp is your favorite pokemon!

by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009

Matchell

An inappropriate comment for the given conversation. An intrusive, and often "over the top" comment not suitable for a mixed audience.

"Wes definately pulled a matchell when he told a 'dead baby' joke at dinner."

by Damon Sununtnasuk August 30, 2005

Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

by skeebe03 January 16, 2011

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005