Frenzied Masturbation

When you're shaking hands with your best friend and it gets out of hand. You work yourself up into a frenzy until you come.

"Oh man, Kelly Brook is so hot, I need to knock one out ... ah ah ah ah ah AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god my dick is bleeding! Ah AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHH! Time to chalk another one up for the ole frenzy."

by Celebrity Love Island bites the shit July 3, 2005

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Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

by Me.meme February 11, 2018

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mind-fuck masturbation

It is where you mind fuck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-fuck you soon realized that you have also mind-fucked yourself.

Jake: He Dori! too bad we couldn't get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
Dori: Actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
Both: hahahaha
Jake: that was a great sexual innuendo Dori.
Jake: If only we had a sexual innuendo for that sexual innuendo....o wait, i just mind-fucked myself.

example of mind-fuck masturbation ^

by WetzMeDori May 1, 2009

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Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016

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Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

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