Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.

by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010

muffdiving

Lesbian oral sex

Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

by Craven Morhead May 31, 2003

muff coral

when the woman's vagina has heaps of thick pubes

mitchell rice has muff coral all over his body

by peter hennessy thinks mitchell rice is gay January 2, 2007

muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009

ball muff

when your testicals have so much hair on them it looks like a muff on your balls.

Some balls are so hairy they look like giant ball muff

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

fluffy muff

another word for pussy and punny

holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!

by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003

mufasa

Pronunciation: Moo-FAH-sah.

When something is said that is so terrifying, it makes you shiver. (In reference to Shenzi the Hyena's line in The Lion King)

"Remember in The Ring when that girl climbs out of the well?"
"Ooooohh (shiver). Mufasa..."

Sarcasm:
"Did someone kick your dad in the nuts right before he and your momma made you?"
"Ooooooh, Mufasa."

by Nandy Dandy March 20, 2008