30 minute mark

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.

“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”

by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

Robinson Minute

Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.

"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."

"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."

by CountZoloft December 17, 2020

A Minute

1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds

2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years

Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window

Stuntman: Got you

*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*

*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*

Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead

by Double 2 April 29, 2021

Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger

“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”

by ActionManly June 21, 2021

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022