Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”
Ugly fat slut who nobody likes and he is a fat cunt with no life and he acts like a little whore. he thinks he’s so cool but he’s not. He also looks like a emo hoe all of the time. If u see this mason, kill urself. he also has a small dick
“ Yoo who’s that mason kid “
“ oh. him? he’s that weird emo cunt. “
mason is a big fat fatty with an even fatter heart that his fat heart bulges out of his skin and he usually has a mop on his head. mason wear ballet shoes any chance he can get and likes to work out bruh. mason is just not home at the moment so that’s why he’s not answering your call.
ella slave: wow what is mason doing at the moment
tildo: idk but it looks like he’s playing an intense viedo game!
Mason is a very special person. There's literally nothing to dislike abt him, he's the sweetest gentleman out there. If you're lucky enough he'll go from someone you admire and wish you could be around, to someone you'd never want to let go of. Mason, is without a doubt the goat :)