Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Lap rice

An sti

When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice

by Ong223 July 27, 2022

Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

Dropped a wig on my lap

when you are getting head and it doesn't matter who is underneath the hair

i had a great night, dropped a wig on my lap and came all over <their> face

by AnitaDan November 3, 2018

LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024