Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016

Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

to lord it up

To show off something very costly, usually done by walking around like a stuck-up brat in front of the person(s) you're trying to impress or spouting lame phrases like,' Look, it's real Gucci !'

Everytime Suzette gest something new, she likes to lord it up in front of her relatives. She stopped doing this when her Fendi purse 'disappeared' at the family reunion 3 years ago...

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

Gay Lord

Phrase for homosexual, commonly used in playground antics to trick others into calling themselves gay, as illustrated below.

"Did you see that film last night Gaylords Say No?"

"No."

"Well, that means you're a gaylord."

by Carrie May 13, 2005

Laredo

God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...

Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?

A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!

by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010

Fag lord Jesus

This is the king of all faggots. They pray to him everday and night to keep him happy. Thye might even bend over for him

Faggot 1: Did you pray to fag lord jesus
Faggot 2: no i forgot, might as well bend over

by hungryChicken February 6, 2019

Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009