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Log Hoser

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011
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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
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Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.
by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018
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Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.
Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.
by Tcd November 21, 2013
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own
Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log
by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022
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hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.
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