Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

kidmin

Short for Kids Ministry. Used by Kids Pastors and people who work and minister to children in a church or non-profit setting.

Let’s get together with all our kidmin friends.

by Rudy’s October 16, 2019

Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

killins

The best people have this last name and they are a bit crazy never get on there bad side or you will regret it but in like a hour they will forget about it

She’s a Killins I should stay away from her

by Trinity.dog March 29, 2020

Kipling

As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".

Bazza: Dal, I've finished clearing the scran off the roof tiles with the cherry picker.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.

by Pat the builder April 26, 2020

Kindling Jig

The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.

Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it

by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020