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Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
by Marin8ing September 23, 2017
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A bitch ass hoe that sucks dick and gets 0 pussy
That dude Kevin breathe smell like dick! :0
by donaldtrumpsupporterkkk October 1, 2017
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A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.
Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!
by This is correct now die April 6, 2017
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A boy who is retarded and maybe smart
Kevin made an a in his test
by EnterTermsHere April 28, 2017
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kevin

A rude guy with a big dick. All ladies hate him.
I hate Kevin !!
by flower21 March 9, 2017
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A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.
Where's Kevin? He's right next can't you SEE him?
by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017
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a man who wears glasses. But for some reason he thinks he is sexy af but is really not someone you want to look at. He also has a taste for adventure and testing people. A recent example of that is spending 280$ on a Carey Price picture. Even thou he knew his wife would be deeply disappointing in him like most of his decisions cause on a regular basis. He also has three sons. He always calls the middle one the favorite to boost his confidence. But, when elfie looks at them he knows Nona's and cecilia's favorite son is Sebastian.
Your're such a Kevin
( a word used to show great disappointment in someone by calling them that)
It is usually referred to as a k-word and should never be said in front of someone below 14 years old.
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