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Kevin

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.

Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.

by captainjord3 December 9, 2010