Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004

Jobular

Lacking in a athletic ability.
May alos be refered to in lacking acedemic ability

"That was quite a jobular shot, you missed the net my 20 feet"

by dan December 2, 2003

jobsecuring

The act of securing your job by writing code that only the writer can read.

I looked at this code for 10 seconds and new immediately, Jason's been jobsecuring again!

by Word Guy March 17, 2005

Jobism

Another Word For Racsism Aganist A ex-Felon who is looking for a job. and being turned away for past expirences

jah'corey and louis severd time in the same jail but louis is white so he wont be jobismed against

by mrsturner25 October 13, 2006

Facebook joustin

The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.

Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!

by VIP Pancho September 8, 2010

Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.

Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher May 7, 2018

blow jobs

When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)

whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?

by Turnpickle April 25, 2003