jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.

Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?

by reese November 25, 2004

jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

jessicle

Refers a specific sort of virus in a sometimes tall human being with clubhead tendencies and a lack in understanding the real word. Symptoms include: mild to intermediate alcoholism, voluntary insomnia, flailing arms and stiff legs when dancing. people around them may feel cold sweats, momentary diarrhea, headaches, and a loss of self worth. The term is not to be confused with testicle.

Omg look over there at that tall person in the club ...

woah, shes a total jessicle.

by DaveEW66 December 30, 2011

Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.

Is it chicken or tuna..?

by loooorrnadoonnne June 29, 2005

Jessie

A wonderful caring woman who just wants true love, but wants an adventure before she can settle down. That being said, she is a free and wild spirit, one who will make you want to try more. She will always make you smile, and she is the best at cuddles. She can never stick to one place for too long, as she has a traveller's heart. She's quirky, but that's part of the charm. If you like bad puns, she's the gal for you.
If you ever happen upon this wonderful person, DON'T. LET. GO.

She's a once-in-a-lifetime girl.

Person: My friend, Jessie, she's taking me hiking this weekend.
Second person: Have fun. Knowing her, she'll be running around that mountain like she does around the museum. She's such an explorer!

by BookNerd433 February 1, 2017

Jossilin

A Jossilin is a brave independent girl who doesn’t deal with people’s bullshit. They can be shy but are more observant and smarter than you think. Usually girls with long shiny brown hair and hazel eyes. Jossilin’s are true friends that care and stick up for their friends and break through their shyness to stand up for people they care for. If you are friends with a Jossilin you’re a very lucky person!

A Jossilin is used for friendship

by 0QueenDream0 October 6, 2018

jassive

Tremendously huge; massive, to the extreme.

"She has a jassive nose!"

by noodle_j October 18, 2008