homoaggressor

One who hates gay people, to the point of violence.

I’m not homophobic, I’m a homoaggressor!

by Beef burger January 15, 2019

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

Hoepo

The police officers around truck stops looking for prostitutes

John: "yo slow down there's police over there"
Adam: "those are the hoepo they only care about the prostitutes"

by Redzzy April 9, 2019

homo cybien

Proposed genus of human beings superceding the current speices, Homo sapiens.

H. cybiens is characterized by the implantation into the human body of systemic and diverse computer, mechanical and genomic technologies within which the advent of AI singularity is restricted, giving rise to vastly superior human cognitive and physical capabilities. Synonymous with the term homocybien.

Where once Homo sapiens were granted dominion over the earth, to the Homo cybien was granted dominion over the future.

by dmont55 April 11, 2019

Hampo

A mythical creature which is part Hippo and part Hamster. The Hampo is a water based creature that arises from large goldfish bowls. Initially small in size, once submerged in a tepid bath the Hampo multiplies exponentially and increases rapidly in size. Hampos are self propagating and left unchecked, will completely fill up a residence leaving little room for the occupants

What are we going to do with all these Hampos?

by Sean velour November 12, 2019

Homo

Short for Home-Owner - Somebody who owns a home.

Nah, Dave doesn't pay rent because he's a homo.

by jim_pee March 18, 2020

Homo-drip

when that homosexual got that homosexual drip

Homie 1: Aye yo, look at that dude wearing a skirt he looks wack as fuck.
Homie 2: Naw homie, he got that homo-drip.

by nmpntilii September 14, 2020