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Holy Duck Fuck 

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?
You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale
MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.
Holy cow balls by SoDope2011 April 15, 2011

holy moly balls 

1. Said in disbelief

2. A better and funnier way of saying holy cow
Allison: Holy moly balls! I only have 4 days of school left!
Katie: HAHAHA!

holy cleavage 

an exclaimation said when you suddenly out of the blue see a large amount of cleavage. derived from saying holy cow or holy shit when you see something that shocks or surprises you.
girl 1: hey wanna see a picture of me in my prom dress?
girl 2: sure *gets pic* holy cleavage!
girl 1: yeah sorry about that...but do you like the color?
holy cleavage by blahbi March 5, 2006

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!