that woman has no neck!

A strange looking species of female who seemingly appears to have no neck, merely a head protruding from shoulders. These peculiar beings often choose to inhabit polluted, crowded areas such as train stations and flea markets.

Oh my god. Look over there... That woman has no neck!

by Gingerpeopleburneasily September 30, 2009

quab has been twabbed

When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.

jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."

by indianarexerine May 15, 2009

The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

The waffle house has found its new host

by TWHHFINH January 14, 2023

If your girlfriend has...

...a scar on her right eye.
One golden left eye.
Has black hair.
Is pale as can fucking be.
and has nice breasts and a good 2 inch cleavage...
That's not your girlfriend
Thats my fucking wife... Marigold.

Jules: Hey dad look, I'm lesbian!
Me: THATS A SIN! GIVE ME THAT OR ELSE GOD WILL FUCKING SEND YOU TO HELL!
Me: Oh, some nice tits.

Wait... If your girlfriend has...
WAIT THAT'S YOUR MOM
Jules: Lgbtqia+
Me: The I stands for incest...

Jules: DAD WAIT...
Me: *Strips her*
Jules: Oh daddy please no oh my god not again daddy wait hol o- OOoOoOoooOhhhh. AhhhhhHaAAA Oh daddy harder ohhhh. Stick- OooooOOOOooOaaaaahHH

Me: *cums*

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

Vincent has a large penis

Its really big and i mean like really big not the normal big its extra large big never been biggest.

That guy is really good in the bed!
We should probably fuck his ass or i will have to send him to The Shadow Isles.
#Vincent has a large penis

by Jag vill dö A.P August 9, 2017

jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta

can be a cunt, but the king of rolling.

i love jacob, he makes me happy in my pants.

Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?

Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.

jack: TWOS!!!!

Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.

by dudey1312 June 19, 2009

The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009