A hipster is a trendy poser person between 20-40 who wears white or pink generic Ray Bans and tight jeans with funky sneakers or leather shoes with plaid or 70's button up flannel shirts. They are forming a counter-culture and the core of their design is the emplification of heretical values, creative musical ambition and coffee and cigarettes. Hipsters have the sensibilities of both Homosexuals and Hippies rolled into one. Think Burning Man Vegetarian goes Metrosexual tightly packaged inside a Jazz bandmember wrapping. They all look like they play in a jazz band.
Think One Direction for youth girls, a Hipster is just a "phase" who'm man intelligent bohemian youth go through before they either come out of the closet, have children, or both. How long do clowns dress like clowns? A: Until the party is over. This same analogy can be addressed about Hipsters. They have adopted their fashion and aloofness from their peers. Hipster is not an individual expression from the soul. It is just a sequence of popular culture used to identify outward identity.
Think One Direction for youth girls, a Hipster is just a "phase" who'm man intelligent bohemian youth go through before they either come out of the closet, have children, or both. How long do clowns dress like clowns? A: Until the party is over. This same analogy can be addressed about Hipsters. They have adopted their fashion and aloofness from their peers. Hipster is not an individual expression from the soul. It is just a sequence of popular culture used to identify outward identity.
by Bubbzies July 9, 2014
Get the hipstermug. A person who tries to be independent and intelligent by distancing themselves from whatever they think is mainstream. They like to engage in annoying and pretentious behaviors, like writing grandiose definitions about themselves on Urban Dictionary.
See the #1 entry. Typical hipster babble.
"The concepts of androgyny and feminism have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, sexism, and misogyny."
I'm sorry my muscles offend you. Will it make you feel better if I emaciate myself?
"Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true irony here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them."
Yes, worn and torn jeans are a very important part of American culture and ideals. So glad the hipsters were smart and kind enough to figure this out for the rest of us.
"The concepts of androgyny and feminism have influenced hipster culture, where hipster men are often as thin as the women they date. The muscular and athletic all-American male ideal is not seen as attractive by confident and culturally-empowered hipster women who instead view them as symbols of male oppression, sexism, and misogyny."
I'm sorry my muscles offend you. Will it make you feel better if I emaciate myself?
"Although hipsters are technically conformists within their own subculture, in comparison to the much larger mainstream mass, they are pioneers and leaders of the latest cultural trends and ideals. For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer. The true irony here is that many of the detractors of hipster culture are in fact unknowingly following a path that hipsters have carved out years before them."
Yes, worn and torn jeans are a very important part of American culture and ideals. So glad the hipsters were smart and kind enough to figure this out for the rest of us.
by bikebum September 11, 2014
Get the hipstermug. non prescription glasses
button up shirts with no where important to be
no socks with vans
huge faggot
button up shirts with no where important to be
no socks with vans
huge faggot
Heres a good example
Dude, you're the definiton of hipster...
- Dude there is nothing hipster about me...
You're wearing a button up shirt and you're going to get fast food....
- Damn i guess I am pretty hipster
Dude, you're the definiton of hipster...
- Dude there is nothing hipster about me...
You're wearing a button up shirt and you're going to get fast food....
- Damn i guess I am pretty hipster
by alecissohipster August 29, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. when 12 year olds think their cool as shit cos they dress like acacia brinley.
wearing band shirts when you don't listen to anything but taylor swift and nikki webster
dressing like a slut and calling it indie.
looking up "hipster" tumblr nicknames on google
Thinking that being a tumblr girl defines you
thinking that showing off self-harm scars and telling people nobody understands is cool
saying you're depressed, have anxiety, or suicidal thoughts for attention when you're honestly fine and don't realise someone close to you actually is struggling with one of the above
thinking that telling "your story" helps people through their tough times
MAKING THE FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE VIDEOS WITH WRITING ON WHITE CARDS WITH LANA DEL FUCKING REY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE MASCARA RUNS DOWN YOUR FAKE ASS FACE AS YOU STARE AT THE FUCKING GROUND. WHY? WAS THERE A COOL DUST BUNNY THERE OR SOMETHING?
not realising that being a "hipster" is being anything but the current day definition of "hipster"
only thinking of yourself not others
wearing band shirts when you don't listen to anything but taylor swift and nikki webster
dressing like a slut and calling it indie.
looking up "hipster" tumblr nicknames on google
Thinking that being a tumblr girl defines you
thinking that showing off self-harm scars and telling people nobody understands is cool
saying you're depressed, have anxiety, or suicidal thoughts for attention when you're honestly fine and don't realise someone close to you actually is struggling with one of the above
thinking that telling "your story" helps people through their tough times
MAKING THE FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE VIDEOS WITH WRITING ON WHITE CARDS WITH LANA DEL FUCKING REY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE MASCARA RUNS DOWN YOUR FAKE ASS FACE AS YOU STARE AT THE FUCKING GROUND. WHY? WAS THERE A COOL DUST BUNNY THERE OR SOMETHING?
not realising that being a "hipster" is being anything but the current day definition of "hipster"
only thinking of yourself not others
im hipster cos nobody "understands" me (because i don't even know who the fuck i am cos I'm fake as fuck)
using actual struggles in other peoples life to get attention
using actual struggles in other peoples life to get attention
by you. smell. of. shit. August 21, 2014
Get the hipstermug. Hipster: "OH, today is the Super Bowl? It is also Langston Hughes birthday."
Real man: " Fucking hipster."
Real man: " Fucking hipster."
by T1zzl3 February 1, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. "I am a hipster, you are a hipster, let us stand over there with all the other individuals who are exactly like us"
by matt12344 January 15, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. 1:White girl who wears crop tops and highwaisted shorts & high top converses. Frappucinos from Starbucks to them are equivalent to drugs.Everything British is "ace"(like the Brits say)To be hipster,you have to use Tumblr,but mostly post WeHeartIt pictures. Hipsters have to have watched mean girls at least 5 times. Their favorite shows are either Keeping Up with the K'dashians or Pretty Little Liars.To be hipster,you have to own a white iPhone5. Their hearts belong to someone from 1D, 5SOS, Bieber or some YouTuber.All their instagram usernames have to be something like: its(yournamehere) or xo(yournamehere)xo etc
2:A closed up person,but still humorous.They wear anything they feel comfortable in,but mostly skinny jeans or something with floral prints(and if you're a guy,just prints)They enjoy Sunday mornings with banana and raspberry pancakes with maple syrup,sunlight in the pictures they take,compliments. These hipsters are a community when they're on Tumblr,and their themes tend to range from Indie to Tropical to Simple.They love poetry and especially love reading deep books in three quarter empty cafes they find.Music they listen to are things like Of Monsters & Men,ArcticMonkeys,2 Door Cinema Club etc You'd also find loads of them at Coachella or Lanewayfestivals.They hate boybands but adore bands that are made up of several boys Once in a while,they enjoy house music.Hipsters tend to be hot if they're men,if they're girls,they're beautiful.
2:A closed up person,but still humorous.They wear anything they feel comfortable in,but mostly skinny jeans or something with floral prints(and if you're a guy,just prints)They enjoy Sunday mornings with banana and raspberry pancakes with maple syrup,sunlight in the pictures they take,compliments. These hipsters are a community when they're on Tumblr,and their themes tend to range from Indie to Tropical to Simple.They love poetry and especially love reading deep books in three quarter empty cafes they find.Music they listen to are things like Of Monsters & Men,ArcticMonkeys,2 Door Cinema Club etc You'd also find loads of them at Coachella or Lanewayfestivals.They hate boybands but adore bands that are made up of several boys Once in a while,they enjoy house music.Hipsters tend to be hot if they're men,if they're girls,they're beautiful.
defintion one:
person 1: *instagrams a picture of the latest frap she just bought*
person 2: omg you are such a hipster, drinking Starbucks' fraps and all
definition two:
person 1: what is life *listens to indie music*
person 2: *whispers to person 3* I think he's a hipster
person 1: *instagrams a picture of the latest frap she just bought*
person 2: omg you are such a hipster, drinking Starbucks' fraps and all
definition two:
person 1: what is life *listens to indie music*
person 2: *whispers to person 3* I think he's a hipster
by flutterguy sunshine June 16, 2014
Get the Hipstermug.