Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost

You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard

by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021

Sanctuary Guardian

The song from Mother 2 (Earthbound) that plays when you fight for a sanctuary location. Nowadays it's just an underused meme song. Therefore you should appreciate it when it is used, usually when something cursed happens and it's caught on camera.

Sanctuary Guardian from Earthbound is a very powerful tool when used correctly.

by Set Blue 23 August 8, 2021

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

star "guardian" zoe

the best character in the star guardian series (fight me) she was one of the original star guardians who as she saw her friends die around her decided to embrace evil and chaos and would release release monsters on people and wreak havoc on everyone and when a team consisting of ahri, miss fortune, xayah, rakan, and neeko attempt to take down zoe but in the attempt rakan and xayah fall and become corrupted which turns them into zoe's minions (they are later redeemed and nice again) after that the leader of a different of star guardians lux takes down zoe and she is put in a dark space basically the abyss and she is trapped there... or is she (insert dramatic noises)

star "guardian" zoe is the best zoe skin and the best star guardian fight me

by league guy who plays zoe August 29, 2022

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015