goose in your engine 

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.

Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.

goose in your engine by jed jr. October 8, 2009

Goose Machine 

Male or Female person who sleeps around.

Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)

Goose Machine by DavidCarr November 25, 2009

goose cursed 

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

goose cursed by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

Goose muffin by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

Goose Play

what fags do to have fun in equivalent to parkour.

Hey Daniel want to go down to the beach and do some 180's and look like fags and call it Goose Play.

Goose Play by DanielDerrik June 10, 2011

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

goose fooling by Razorfin October 18, 2011

goose plucker 

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

goose plucker by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015