God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

A lot of people's imaginary friend.

If an adult has an imaginary friend, their mad. If lots of people believe, it's called believing in God.

by Atheist101 May 11, 2021

god

Joshua Hong

No further explanation is needed

"god is definitely a man and his name is Joshua Hong - user KIHYUNCOOCHIE on twitter"

by Coochielick3r69 October 4, 2019

God

Big strong sexy bold (Thanos) can murder half the universe and repair it with flex tape

Thanos is a god

by Killerlead January 9, 2019

God

A thing Christians believe in. What? Did you expect a rant that is two essays long saying that the Christians are mere fools and how God is a sadist in a view of an Atheist's eyes?

Christian: I believe in god
Atheists: STFU god dosen't exist, the world is created due to the Big Bang theory.

by ekoa192 January 26, 2020

God

A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.

Wow God means so many things!

by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018

God

Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.

None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.

by Grind Graves January 4, 2008