Graveyard Towel

the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket

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by Johnny_Rebelion March 31, 2011

grapeshit

Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.

Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.

by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Grave Throbbing

Having sex on somebody’s gravestone.

Hey babe you wanna go to my moms grave and get our grave throbbing on?

Hell yeah baby that’s so hot

by Daddycone September 7, 2020

crotch gravel

genital herpes, genital warts, razorburn, and varoius other bumpy growths on ones crotch area.

that guy that tried to hook up with me last night had crotch gravel!!

by Ms. Bitch Plays Rough October 2, 2009

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

Gravel Pit

A drink containing:
5 parts strawberry tangerine crystalyte
2 parts oj
1 part redbull
1 part vodka
some whole blueberries on top

invented in the southbay

Make me a fucking gravel pit.

by grvlpt July 1, 2009