Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010

chick friend

a girl who is only your friend not your girlfriend but your chick friend

oh her, she's just my chick friend.

by VONdisaster July 7, 2008

Good friend

A good Friend not only likes to hang out with you and party and have good times, but thinks about you when you're apart and wishes good things for you. A good Friend may not talk to you every day or even every week, but can catch up in a matter of minutes. A good Friend will come to your aid, even when you haven't talked to them in weeks. Time doesn't lessen a good Friend's affinity for you. good Friends also are most honest with you, rather than shining you on.

Because I can go for weeks without talking to Beth and then catch up in minutes and because I would drop anything to help her or vice-versa, Beth is one of my good Friends. She has no problem giving me her True opinion either, like if my butt really is too big for those jeans. She usually has a better suggestion, rather than leaving me hanging with my big butt...suggesting I wear this mini skirt instead, because it makes me look hot.

by DanielleMaroney July 31, 2009

favor-friend

a person who gives you a call or comes to you only when he/she needs a favor and uses the fact that you have a good heart - if he/she doesn't need anything from you, there will be no "how are you?" question or anything, but still this person will pretend that he/she is your great friend;

Bruno: I'm disappointed with my friendship with Alice. I used to believe we were friends, but now I see she's only a favor-friend. It is I who usually starts conversation, who calls, send Christmas wishes, who asks how things are going and so on. She nevers does so. She calls only when she needs something. Sad...

by KurtSteinerPL July 28, 2009

Fake Friend

A person; male or female that makes you think that you two have common interests and enjoy hanging out with each other only to find out that they talk bad about you behind your back and secretly hate you because they are either jealous or mental.

"WTF?? Mandy was my best friend, I thought. Now she's spreading false and vicious rumors about me to everyone behind my back. I guess, she was always a fake friend and never cared in the first place. She was only out to hurt me from the start."

by CowgirlPrincess December 15, 2008

friend harvesting

This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.

Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010

Best Friend Fetish

1. When a person has a thing for best friends, and time after time develops feelings or crushes on their best or close friends.

2. A person who always seems to date people who started out as their best friend.

3. a person who is most attracted to their boyfriend/girlfriend when they are acting like "just" friends.

Emily has such a best friend fetish! shes dated two best friends, hooked up with three, and used to have a crush on me!

by ChIc3nLiiV3RfoLYF3szzieeszz July 24, 2010