flake n' bake

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011

flaky

May be spelled "flakey." Noun form: "flake."

1. A person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric.
2. A person who ignores you for no valid reason.
3. A general negative connotation for any person, place or thing.

1. Tim is really flaky, he always talks about his shoes.
2. Did you hear about Charlie? Yea, her boyfriend just broke up with her so she's been acting flaky.
3. You don't want to go there, it's really flaky.

by Jennifer "Norma" C. September 30, 2005

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

Bob's Chocolate Flake

A mildly aromatic blend of pipe tobacco popular among enthusiasts.

Steve and I went in on a kilo of Bob's Chocolate Flake, but it made him throw up. Baby.

by Joe December 27, 2004

flake

A form of cocaine or soft,often used to describe a good quality.

I aint got none of that stuff ol'dude got, i got some of that "flake"...

by 2-Shay April 17, 2006