blue lightning

(n) - a word of unknown meaning. From what we know, it is a completely and utterly the most terrible thing you can ever say, and if you happen to say it, you have a large chance of forgetting to look both ways before you cross the street.

"BLUE LIGHTNING!"
"You are suspended!"
Wtf?

*while walking home*
"SCREECH"
"Ahh!"
"Blam."
Johny is dead...

by Whitem@il September 10, 2011

Greased Lightning

Hot ass sex involving a lot of (flavored) lube.

Come on, didn't you see the Greased Lightning scene in Grease?

RuPaul likes it hot and fast like Greased Lightning

by Fagenstein April 25, 2006

Fighting Demons

When you’re battling horny urges

Girl: *touches my leg*

Me: Don’t do that.
Don’t give me hope.
I’m fighting demons currently.

by edp447 April 5, 2020

clam fighting

Lesbians clam fight as they dont have the necessary equipment. It is the same thing as scissor sisters

do u wona fight? il bash u in with my tough clam.... yeh ... lets do some clam fighting, just open ur legs and relax.

by GnD May 30, 2006

i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

by White gurlz April 25, 2019

Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

lightning bolt

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.

"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo

by The Man Papa Smurf January 10, 2006